May 23Member-onlyA candle in your…I want to say categorically that I won’t comment on any of these silly rumours that have been going around about Bryan Adams and I. It’s all just so embarrassing. Sitting in my kitchen this morning I’ve been helping Rainbow, who has decided she needs to candle her ear. Now…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
May 21Member-onlyYes, even a crossdressing account exec has to cross their ‘T’s’.The work of a crossdressing advertising account executive is never done. On Friday night I was preparing to leave the office when my eyes fell upon the latest piece of creative from our graphics department. Just as I was looking forward to a nice lager down at Trannie Annie’s bar…Advertising2 min readAdvertising2 min read
May 16Member-onlyMy Grand Daughter Drops In.A short story written by Fiona Dobson, read by Jules Sanderson. Be sure to join me and follow me on Medium — https://fionadobson22.medium.com/membershipClimate Change1 min readClimate Change1 min read
May 8Member-onlyI love to whip them out in summer, don’t you?The spring sunshine is a delight in Vancouver at this time of year. I love to peddle through the city on these lovely seasonal days, on the cycle paths that slice through the worst of traffic. I have a couple of very nice bikes, and I like to whip them…Cycling1 min readCycling1 min read
Apr 7Member-onlyI’m sorry, Gerald’s not home right now.Ivy showed the Metropolitan police inspector to what she called ‘the drawing room’. It was in fact the living room, but since she and her husband had inherited the place in 1971 they’d always called it that. “Your husband’s family seemed most concerned,” said the inspector as he sat down…Suspense5 min readSuspense5 min read
Mar 31Member-onlyMy husband died not knowing I had learned his secret.Just because I was his wife didn’t mean I didn’t want Jeff to get girly sometimes. I don’t think he ever realised I knew all about his little secret. He never suspected that I had created it. I should explain. I only started seeing him because I liked his sister…Relationships5 min readRelationships5 min read
Mar 31Member-onlyCheck out my bush!As we enter spring, and one or two of my friends begin enjoy the unseasonably fine weather, I cannot help but remember pleasant thoughts of summers in the sun. Indeed one particular incident comes to mind. It had been a hard day in the advertising agency, but I was returning…Advertising3 min readAdvertising3 min read
Mar 30Member-onlyHannibal the vibrating dachshund.What a strange and disturbing week it has been. Sometimes it takes more than lipstick to keep that smile in place. And yet we do, and the world is still a wonderful place. Some of you may be aware of my wife’s good friend Amanda, the queen of tweed. As…Dachshund4 min readDachshund4 min read
Mar 29Member-onlySylvester’s giant erection.“It took three of use, heaving and panting and sweating to get my erection up,” said Sylvester, my mechanic, sitting at my kitchen table and sipping tea from my finest bone china. Like many of my best friends he just appears in my kitchen sometimes. Like a big sweaty mechanic…Advertising3 min readAdvertising3 min read
