Amanda has her finger in many pies.

Hi,

It’s a great time to think about stockings and socks. So many times we spend hours looking at shoes, or lingerie, but overlook the essentials, such as a really beautiful look below the knee.

I often tell my members that fishnet tights are a blessing to those of us who don’t wish to shave. Well, there are a host of great alternatives, but the thing to remember is to experiment and have fun trying out a few ideas. Check out this page on my site for a few suggestions, and see if there’s something that grabs you there.

But I should really help you catch up with all that’s been happening since I last emailed you. This morning I found myself in a deeply troubling talk with Ali.

“It’s awfully stiff,” I said, holding Ali’s stalk.

“I can’t imagine what’s happened,” he said looking bewildered and quite out of breath. “I think its some sort of infestation. It’s affecting several of our bushes and plants.”

Ali, my Syrian gardener, is most disturbed by what’s been going on next door. Amanda, my wife’s good ‘friend’ (and I use that term advisedly since learning that in their youth they shared a bisexual relationship), is spending a great deal of time with Marjory, my neighbor. This has many dubious implications, not least that she is always hanging around and slipping into my garden uninvited.

“I think Amanda might be a carrier,” said Ali. “Like ‘patient zero’, I think the words is ‘vector’.”

“Look, I think that might be a little unlikely. Annoying, yes, but the green finger of death? I’m not sure.”

“She travels a lot, and she’s always out on farms for the magazine she works for. I think she’s picked up something and brought it into the garden.”

“Don’t you worry, Ali,” I assured him. “I’ll take it up with Marjory and Amanda and see what’s going on. I assure you, no one would like to put Amanda through the delousing showers more than I, but let’s try not to upset her just yet.”

It was later that very day that Marjory, Amanda’s new lover, was leaning over my garden fence — I should say ‘spilling over my garden fence’ — she’s a very proudly figured woman, and I had the opportunity to talk with her.

I mentioned that Ali was concerned that perhaps Amanda had brought something into our garden unintentionally from one of the farms she had visited.

“Well, you know,” Marjory said thoughtfully, “she does have her finger in many pies.”

I resisted the temptation to comment.

“She’s very busy indeed and spends so much of her time visiting the farms.”

“Yes,” I said, treading carefully. “Certainly Pig and Pig Farmer Weekly is a demanding mistress.”

“She’s mentioned several times that as Editor of Pig and Pig Farmer Weeklyshe feels she needs to experience the full range of human emotions. She does suffer for her art, you see. And then of course there was all that trouble she had down under,” continued Marjory.

“I’m sorry?” I said sounding confused.

“Oh yes, when she was in Australia she picked up some sort of fever from a tick. Very disturbing. Agricultural journalism is not without risk.”

I didn’t really want to know the details.

“And of course, she’s been so worried lately, with her parts drying up.” Marjory was, of course, referring to the fact that Amanda’s extra income from doing some radio voice work had fallen off recently.

“And is anything else falling off?” I asked. “I mean to say, is she worried about anything else?”

“Oh, I think she’s doing alright. I’ve managed to help her let go of a lot of her stress. I do reiki on her, you know.”

“I’m sure you do,” I said, making a note to look into reiki and learn what sort of tantric sexual perversion it might be. I looked at Marjory with both a little confusion and a newly developed sense of respect. Certainly, in being with Amanda one could say she had laid hands where few others had dared set foot.

As fascinating as all this may be, it’s not the main reason I am writing to you today. Today I am pleased to say we are offering any women who wish to join My Little Black Book free entry. Think of it as me letting them in the back way. Calm down.

Yes, My Little Black Book has been growing steadily and is a great way to find other crossdressers, and some admirers, to talk about dressing, form new friendships, have skype sessions to share make up tips, and for some it’s even a way to connect and form lovely relationships.

So, if you know any women who would like to join and chat with crossdressers, they can easily get free membership simply by following the instructions here. Keep in mind, they don’t have to be looking for a relationship — it’s more to do with being supportive to our wonderful gurls and making a few new friends, be it around the corner or around the globe.

Like everyone in My Little Black Book our male and female admirers are expected to adhere to the Guidelines we’ve established for everyone’s safety. Read them here.

And of course, you can always join as a CD member for just $2.95 a month, or as an Admirer for $4.95 a month.

😊

Fiona