Crossdressing — is your big end in good shape?

There’s a lot to be said for aesthetics. I like to wear feminine clothing and it affirms my feminine nature to others, and to my self. It makes me feel better about myself. I think that’s why so many crossdressers and trans friends try to look so excessively feminine.

And I don’t blame anyone for looking so girly. I have to say though, I am an outdoor kinda gal. I like to sail and fish and ride horses from time to time. I look pretty feminine in my wetsuit, doubtless, however, I have to say that cars are such a big part of how we express our femininity that when Sylvester swung by the other day, our conversation was one that you might find interesting.

Apparently Marjory, confirmed lesbian lover of my wife’s good friend Amanda, is having some body work done on her 1964 Plymouth Valiant. Now, I know what you’re thinking. If anyone needs some body work done, it’s probably Amanda. However, I am going to blast right past that one, and get back to Marjory.

“She want’s me to do some work on the engine and some cosmetic work. I’m having a hell of a job matching the paint,” said Sylvester with a look of dejection. “There’s only one place that sells that type of lead based paint these days, and that’s not exactly local. I don’t even know where Tajikistan is. Is it in Kentucky,” he asked.