When it comes to feminine hygiene products, I’m your man.

It’s going to be a very long weekend. Before I get into the ‘why’ let me first wish you the happiest of Thanksgiving weekends, if you are in the US, and if not, you know my thoughts are with you anyway.

I would also ask you to share this as widely as you dare, as I am trying to build followers. I appreciate your help. Let me adjust my skirt and tell you what this is all about. Being a crossdressing advertising executive does give me something of a unique perspective on things.

Now, the weekend. It all started when I overheard Joe, at the advertising agency, saying very intensely into his phone, “when it comes to feminine hygiene products, I’m your man!”

In case you’re unaware I work for a busy advertising agency as an account executive. Joe is a senior account exec, and runs a number of large accounts, including Allied Brands And Concepts (ABC Corp). Shortly after I overheard this unlikely declaration I was called into an urgent creative meeting along with a selection of other staff.

I was the last into the boardroom, and drawing the short straw found myself seated next to Jack, the head of finance. Jack’s a pretty notorious character and very prickly. Moments after I arrived Barry, the CEO called the meeting to some semblance of order.