The Crossdresser’s Workplace Phrasebook — Concluding part -Part 7.

Part 7. (Find part 1 here).

Perhaps you’re familiar with my wife’s friend Amanda. She edits Pig And Pig Farmer, a trade publication supporting the pork industry. Perhaps not the height of editorial excellence, but the woman tries hard.

You can learn more about Amanda by searching her out on my site, if you are so inclined. As you know, I am never judgmental and rarely pass a negative word about anyone. I have, however, been known to describe Amanda as the queen of tweed. She seems to wear inordinate quantities of tweed. I swear she has tweed underwear to match. And she’s been known to sew leather elbow patches on to her jackets. It can hardly come as a surprise that she’s in a relationship with my neighbor Marjory. Well, good luck to them both, is all I can say.

Marjory, quite a big noise on the competitive eating scene, is hoping to excel in the sausage category this year. I’ll leave you to do with that what you will. The only reason I mention it is that as their advertising agency, we are often asked to contribute our perspective on some of the publishing company’s initiatives. As luck would have it, in their drive to become green and reduce their carbon footprint, I see that Amanda has been tasked with reducing their emissions. I find this quite ironic, keeping in mind her…